hauntful:

you give me a boner.

not a penis boner.

but a boner in my heart.

a heart on.

an affection erection

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)

seeyou-intrenzalore:

ssweaterweather:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 

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Me and sara

Ian xxx

(Source: compulsives)

Cosmo Sex Tip #1701

oldmanstephanie:

When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!